Bucolic Frolic

Bucolic Frolic

10 December 2011

The occasion was the holidays,

The group was Finest City Squares

For a party at P, B and J’s.

Invited were lesbians and bears.

The hosts were genial and pleasant,

Their condo tastefully decorated

And welcoming to all who were present.

We munched until we were sated

On hors d’oeurves, fruitcake,

Nuts, chips, soda and wine.

Also, the coffee, cheesecake

And cookies were very fine.

Cross-stitching was displayed

And Christmas stockings that had 

Been personalized and handmade.

Carols on the piano added a tad.

The large tree in the living room had

Medallions designed by Wedgewood

And the Metropolitan Museum fad.

Also, pierced ornaments from Waterford

And Lennox, plus a strung popcorn 

And wooden cranberry garland.

In the other room a small tree was reborn.

Above the crocheted skirt and stand.

The ornaments had a duplication of stylization

Shoes of high-healed variation and inspiration.

We were told by way of narration information

That the proliferation, ostentation and veneration

Was a cause of irritation, indignation and protestation

With possible subjugation or mitigation

By reputation litigation, defamation

Or character assassination,

Which was the motivation for the instigation

And machination of a stipulation

Leading to the cessation and limitation 

On the replication, infestation and inundation

Of more such creations and simulations

Causing indications of jubilation

And peace on earth integration.